Rocky's Single Life

I love Niecy Nash.  Maybe  it because she is from my home town.  Or the fact that she is devoted to the elimination of nonsense and foolishness.  I think her most alluring quality is that she is a big girl and  proud of it .  ” I am proud of my jiggly parts”  she proclaimed  on  Dancing With The Stars.     This made me  think of a conversation that I had with a guy on facebook.  I told him I was going to the beach .  He typed  that he was to fat to go to the beach.  I responded  that he wouldn’t be the biggest thing on the beach.  He then typed back : That means you think i am fat.   ” If you think you are fat, then  you are” I replied.
He stopped chatting with me and  I was unfriended.   Was I supposed to tell this hungry hungry hippo he was a graceful gazelle? 

I heard a study that found that 1 out of 4 women lie  their friends in social situation to feel  superior.   In gay men, I think it would probably be  3 out of  4.   To prove my hypothesis , I decided to do some intentional eavesdropping on fat people and their skinny friends.  I found that  the  hippos that were less talkative or shy  got more positve  comments from  skinny bitches.  The “ You look fine” and ” You are not fat” comments  seem to fly like bullets from an Uzi.  The  hippos that  were ” big and proud” , talkative, and just plain  fun to be around  got a lot of  ” Shut up you, fat bitch”  and “Aren’t you supposed to be on a diet”  comments.  So the conclusion from my little study is that these insecure  skinny bitches will always try to maintain their feeling of superiority.   With the insecure hippos,  they they will encourage  a false sense of  body image thus setting them up for rude awakening later.  The rude awakening moment then leads to them to have more feelings inferiority.   With secure hippos  the skinny bitches hurl insults in an effort to tear down their self esteem.

I am so tired of guys complaining about being fat.  Mainly because, in this image concious world we live in, everyone thinks they are fat at some point.   I know I do.  When I feel that way, I add a few more reps and some cardio to my workout.  So to all of you  hippos that  bitch and moan about being fat ..Shut your damn mouth.  I say that meaning that you need to be quiet and stop eating some much.  Do something to not be fat.  Run a marathon instead of running to Ben and Jerry’s .  Instead of eating that Snickers, eat a dick.  Its fat free.  The alternative would be to just be fat and fabulous, like Ms. Niecy.   There is a contingent of  men that love a man with a body like Jello.  The moral of the story is : eliminate the fat or celebrate the fat.